I’ve always had a crush on Jack Osbourne, especially during that phase when he was a chubby mess. Now he’s all grown, toned, and back on TV with the family. This time, the dysfunction is in the form of a variety show called “Osbournes Reloaded,” and from the looks of it, might be worth watching. The show premieres tonight at 9pm on Fox, right after Idol. When Jack’s all bearded, he looks a bit like Teen Wolf don’t you think?

It’s good to see Ozzie up and at ‘em too…