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Monday Tunesday: BPA - Toe Jam

This funky upbeat video from UK group BPA (The Brighton Port Authority) features Dizzee Rascal and David Byrne, and a very clever use of censor bars. Kinda not worksafe, eh?

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Size Doesn’t Matter with Teeny Weeny USB Drive

Billed as the one and only “penis shaped USB,” the Teeny Weeny smuggles 1GB of storage into a very modest, and dare I say laughable, 2 inch rubber peen.

• The makers of the Teeny Weeny™ drive are not responsible for any misuse, unintentional use or indiscrete use of this product, so be careful where you flash your drive. Best to keep it in your pants until the moment is right!The Teeny Weeny™ 1 gig Drive is made from durable rubber, looks and feels like a penis, and retails for the introductory price of $20.00 plus shipping and handling.
• NOTE: For our Scottish patrons, don’t forget to order the, “What’s under yer kilt” gift box sleeve (available May 21, 2008).

• Teeny Weeny Drive

Continue on for a NSFW (natch) pic of the little thing.

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A Cub and his Maracas

Something about a tubby yet muscley cub playing a near obsolete console in his skivvies brings some warmth to my heart, and my pants. NSFW if you can’t stand a few briefs shots of a hot furry ass playing Samba de Amigo on a Sega Dreamcast.

Colton Ford and Cazwell: “Thats Me”

What could be hotter than the new single from handsome daddy porn star Colton Ford? The fact that it features NYC’s dirty rapper boy Cazwell. Ford steams it up and Cazwell drops his beats in this kinda-not-so-safe-for -work music video. Directed by Joe Oppedisano and off of the new release “Tug of War.”

• Colton Ford
• Cazwell

Muhahaha: Fark Trademarking NSFW a Prank, Sorta.

• Yes, Fark really is trying to trademark NSFW.
• Its a prank, but no clue on what the status or purpose is.
• “Muhahaha”

Drew claims that he didn’t mean to let this go on as long as it did, though some of the hate emails were quite entertaining, he pleads perpetual drunkeness and a dead laptop battery for his silence.

• Fark

SFW: Fark wants to trademark NSFW

Not much to this story: Fark, who I completely forgot about until I was Totalfarked (no clue, its like a elite net hipster version of reddit) not too long ago, says they should own the rights to NSFW.

Why? Cause they think they can. Claiming they were cool since 7 years ago, Drew Curtis and his hipster boys from FARK want to own the acronym we all come to trust and recognize as the guardian of a juicy link that’s not worth losing a 401k over.

• The act applies to: Entertainment Services namely providing a website featuring photographic, audio, video and prose presentations featuring comedic captions regarding current events and online discussions and/or reviews of web materials of an adult nature; Entertainment services, namely, providing a web site featuring musical performances, musical videos, related film clips, photographs, and other multimedia materials; Entertainment services, namely, providing on-line reviews of photogrpahs and /or web postings of an adult nature
  

Thats it, I’m trademarking ROFLCOPTERS and LOLLERSKATES, I am teh Pwnrs of teh markz of ASCIISMZ.

• Teh Patentz Appz