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Best Buy Dance Dance Humiliation

These three young girls were merely grooving along to the hi fideilty of the Best Buy satellite radio display when the white man had to show up and ruin the party. Please note, it appears he was a Geek Squad employee.

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• Via Orbit Cast

Daily Drag Queen Affirmations

I think I inadvertently became a Nikol fanboy… which is cool, cause Nikol is like the Molly Wood of sex ed. Anyways Nikol, I’ll do you one better.

For twice the price of a sexual favor (that would be $20), you can get access to 365 quips and quotes of affirmation, performed by various drag queens. Simply visit dailydragqueenaffirmations.com and sign up.

Daily Drag Queen Affirmations is a great way to start your day. Each morning you receive an email that links you to that day’s video. The video contains a man, dressed up like a woman, giving you praise or an uplifting thought that will hopefully brighten your day.

(It’s like those little page-a-day calendars except fiercer and we don’t kill trees.)

• Created by Start With A Laugh Productions

Anderson Cooper Loves the Bears

Found this bit from Joe.My.God. this monring. Mixed from an audio track of Anderson Cooper getting googly over some (real) bears.

It’s like Like Stealing Candy With a Baby

A 19 year old Cincinnati mother was arrested along with three other when police say she broke into a candy store, stole $400 worth of sweets, all with her infant baby in tow.

Police say around 1:00 am Thursday night, Christine Ruther, along with her three accomplices (don’t forget little baby Ruther!) broke a window to get into Minges Candy Store. Police also say she removed her baby from the stroller to carry all the sticky loot. Police responded and simply followed a trail of wrappers which led them to Ruther and her friends. Ruther is charged with B/E and child endangerment.

Now why would anyone want to rob a candy store?

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New Bravo show is a Fierce Tranny Hot Mess

Ever since Project Runway, I’ve had the impressions of Christian Siriano stuck in my head. Now, everything is fierce and everyone is a hot mess. Course, Angel makes it all stick since he talks mostly that way too. Gotta love SNL though.

Oh yea, Hulu is now open to the public, so check it out to see some of your favorite shows and clips online for free.

[update] Thanks to nfotxn, i found this fierce t-shirt that can be yours for the fierce fierce price of $20. Make it work!

A Cub and his Maracas

Something about a tubby yet muscley cub playing a near obsolete console in his skivvies brings some warmth to my heart, and my pants. NSFW if you can’t stand a few briefs shots of a hot furry ass playing Samba de Amigo on a Sega Dreamcast.

Bill Clinton has a dream

While I was busy sleeping away my MLK day, like every good state jobbie should, It’s nice to know someone else was catching his zzz’s.

Kitten Tenders

When the first link you find this morning is an ad for “Kitten Tenders,” you start to wonder about the impending quality of your workday.  Enjoy a savory treat below.

I’d totally be blogging right now…

I’m getting pulled by three different arms right now getting all the kinks worked out on WNYMedia.net.  The light amount of posts today and yesterday are cause of that… but since I’m a totally giving guy.. here’s a reason why we don’t mess with drag queens…

A certain bearish hooker-type told me that Jarvis is close to Church St in Toronto.

And now, an example of what happens when two trannies get into it.

Kitty Wigs: I Can Haz Updo?

Seriously, WTF? I want. To think that people could ever do such a thing to their pets is the number one reason why cat owners find dead mice and birds on their beds in the mornings. Mr. Bigglesworth saw The Godfather, too; you might want to take a hint. I know Skylar would hate me at first, but he’s a bigger queen than his daddy ever could be.

Apparently this project is the brainchild of an overzealous a talented and witty cross-stitcher who is so lonely that her only solace is loves dressing her cat Boone up in wigs and taking pictures. And now you can too. For a swift $50 you can get your choice of a Pink Passion, Bashful Blonde, Silver Fox, or Electric Blue wig right sized for your feline companion.

The package comes complete with wig on a hair form with hairnet in a custom hat tin. Also included is a mousey rattle to help your cat forget his torture as you subject him to blinding lights all for your focus Mr. Bigglesworth as you prepare him/her for flickr stardom.

Each Kitty Wig™ comes in an attractive round metal wig case with our fresh new logo on it. Your wig will arrive on a wig form and covered in a hair net to help keep its shape and luster.

The package also includes complete instructions for care, suggestions from professional photographers, and a mouse with rattle to help you direct Kitty’s stunned gaze. Every kitty loves the promise of a new toy for model behavior.

Please remember, Kitty Wigs should only be used with human supervision, and introduced slowly. When not in use, the wig should always be stored in its pawproof case. Complete directions and safety warnings are included with every package. Please read them carefully and avoid unnecessary dangers.

• Kitty Wigs
• Subversive Cross Stitch {from the creator of Kitty Wigs}
• Via a tweet from Steiger