E-tards: the lovable sweaty, twitchy messes that pop pills and proceed to give the public a show. A telltale sign of an E-tard is the unconscious desire to grind one's teeth to the roots, random giddiness, and generally being a hot pole mess. Exhibit A is below... Bonus!!!! - Check out the hot mess underwear contest after the jump! NSFW if you can't watch a bunch of gay and questionably straight guys strip down to their skivvies. Check out my Youtube page and subscribe for the latest in hot messes, video tests, and other random bits from me. I'm also on Vimeo when I wanna be a snob about quality.