Snap! – mmm beer

Originally uploaded by Buffawhat. Taken 16 Apr ‘07, 12.37am ADT PST.

Yay for bottles… The Mr and Ms club marcella pageant is over.

First off, I hope everyone’s favorite misconstrued holiday(hint: bunnies, eggs, and some dead dude) went over well.. Mine was spent in denial of the event, finishing God of War II (great game, can’t wait for #3 on the PS3) while the Grumpy Bear played dollhouse, under the guise that he was playing the Sims2. For some reason, my character kept burning the ramen… an event I was notified of every fifteen minutes, much to Grumpy Bear’s glee.

Oh one more effin thing on the whole Easter thing…. I found out what a Lamb Butter was this weekend… and I’m not happy about it…

Mind you, there is no Polish in me (though I have been in some Polish before) and any Easter tradition I ever had was getting up at six-effin-fifteen in the morning to go to our church’s sunrise service, after the easter egg hunt to find money to give as tithe… oh and a new Bible.

So all my sheltered life, I’ve gone thinking a Lamb Butter was some delacacy; maybe a rich, succulent, butter filled lamb shank.  Or even better, maybe some tiny baby lamb, butter-fed till its sweet and juicy… Imagine my horror, disgust, and sheer disbelief to find out a Lamb Butter is… Butter.

Things are moving swiftly in the WNYMedia camp… Can’t give you details, but I promise there is a good reason that I’ve been a bit distant from the blog…  which brings me to another half-assed apology that I’m a stupid half-wit blogger that doesn’t deserve the love and affection he gets from all 15 of his readers..

Ok, that all done… here’s some news…

• Apple just sold 100 Million iPods, – proof that tiny step upgrades and shiny white plastic makes millions.
• Media Temple Launches Grid Container – geek stuff, but it means I’m 20 bucks poorer a month for a service that should fix the mySQL issues I’ve had… meaning buffawhat.com should load faster…. I’m still skeptical…
• Club Marcellas Blackout Party on the 13th – Lights go out at Midnight or One, and the night continues lit only by the light of glowstick.. special blacklight drag show as well.. I have to be there.. so come get molestered in the dark!

Snap! – the incredible shrinking Richard

Originally uploaded by Buffawhat. Taken 8 Apr ‘07, 2.46am ADT PST.

Richard at the Pink party at marcellas… In a pink suit. Love it! I give Richard so much respect and props for taking the plunge for gastric bypass and losing over 175lbs… And he’s still shrinking… Thats more than I way… Comment with some love for Richard!

Update – here’s a better pic of him in his suit…

Snap! – I own no Pink till now

Originally uploaded by Buffawhat. Taken 7 Apr ‘07, 8.12pm ADT PST.

Pink Party tonight at Marcellas… In my pink “Scum White” shirt from Krudmart… Sleeping Beauty and Prince Charming all chopped up, doped out, and zombied… Say Word.

Tonight, I will be thrust into the world of Ghetto Tech Booty House a la DJ Funk. Oh, and 8 strippers. Female strippers, and they have to wear pasties due to the 18+ door entry, but 8 hoochie mama strippers none the less. Cause that’s what DJ Funk likes, and it gets him to spin the hot Booty House beats.

This should be interesting. I’ll let you know how many blowjobs he gets in the Dj booth, as I’ll be there holding the towel.

If you’d like to check out DJ Funk and his masterful sounds of the Booty House Movement, Come down to Club Marcella at 10pm. Little Joe opens and DJ funk goes on shortly after. Ten bucks at the door, 18+… and so you know, we have no champagne room that you can’t have sex with the strippers in.

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Snap! – Yum Yum

Originally uploaded by Buffawhat. Taken 26 Mar ‘07, 2.14am AST PST.

A very sad pairing up tonight at club marcella… Dont know which one to feel sorry for.

Snap! – Beer Box Beatdown

Originally uploaded by Buffawhat. Taken 11 Mar ‘07, 12.08am AST PST.

Yay! Spring Cleaning at Marcellas… Well not me… The barback gets this job.

I heard about this a while back, but a recent reddit revival has prompted me to plug it. Pictaps is a sweet little shockwave “toy” that lets you draw anything you like and then send it dancing.

Click here to see my “likeness.”  I wonder if I really look like that at Marcellas?

If I was going to have to work Mardi Gras, I was damn sure going to enjoy myself. After the afterwork chores of laundry and cat-attention, I started the drinking trek to Marcellas… Stops at Cozumel, Frizzies, Prespa, and Quote were sufficient enough to make me a bit tipped when I walked in the door to Marcies.  Thanks to The greatest bartender Elizabeth (works at Frizzies, vote her best Bartender in Artvoice!) for the SOCO Hurricane glass that stayed full all night (also thanks to Marcellas best bartender, Joseph!).

We had a decent crowd for Fat Tuesday, and a few of the bloggers showed up to say hi…

Jen saw the photo booth and I was wisked away with her Mark in tow…

 Probably the most debaucherous fun I’ve had in a while… Hey, it was Mardi Gras after all…

Snap! – Mardi Gras

Originally uploaded by Buffawhat. Taken 21 Feb ‘07, 1.03am AST PST.

AllthingsJen in the photo booth at Marcellas… Yay! Mardi Gras!