Snap! - mmm beer

Originally uploaded by Buffawhat. Taken 16 Apr '07, 12.37am ADT PST.

Yay for bottles... The Mr and Ms club marcella pageant is over.

First off, I hope everyone's favorite misconstrued holiday(hint: bunnies, eggs, and some dead dude) went over well.. Mine was spent in denial of the event, finishing God of War II (great game, can't wait for #3 on the PS3) while the Grumpy Bear played dollhouse, under the guise that he was playing the Sims2. For some reason, my character kept burning the ramen... an event I was notified of every fifteen minutes, much to Grumpy Bear's glee. Oh one more effin thing on the whole Easter thing.... I found out what a Lamb Butter was this weekend... and I'm not happy about it... Mind you, there is no Polish in me (though I have been in some Polish before) and any Easter tradition I ever had was getting up at six-effin-fifteen in the morning to go to our church's sunrise service, after the easter egg hunt to find money to give as tithe... oh and a new Bible. So all my sheltered life, I've gone thinking a Lamb Butter was some delacacy; maybe a rich, succulent, butter filled lamb shank.  Or even better, maybe some tiny baby lamb, butter-fed till its sweet and juicy... Imagine my horror, disgust, and sheer disbelief to find out a Lamb Butter is... Butter. Things are moving swiftly in the WNYMedia camp... Can't give you details, but I promise there is a good reason that I've been a bit distant from the blog...  which brings me to another half-assed apology that I'm a stupid half-wit blogger that doesn't deserve the love and affection he gets from all 15 of his readers.. Ok, that all done... here's some news...

• Apple just sold 100 Million iPods, - proof that tiny step upgrades and shiny white plastic makes millions.
• Media Temple Launches Grid Container - geek stuff, but it means I'm 20 bucks poorer a month for a service that should fix the mySQL issues I've had... meaning buffawhat.com should load faster.... I'm still skeptical...
• Club Marcellas Blackout Party on the 13th - Lights go out at Midnight or One, and the night continues lit only by the light of glowstick.. special blacklight drag show as well.. I have to be there.. so come get molestered in the dark!

Snap! - the incredible shrinking Richard Originally uploaded by Buffawhat. Taken 8 Apr '07, 2.46am ADT PST.
Richard at the Pink party at marcellas... In a pink suit. Love it! I give Richard so much respect and props for taking the plunge for gastric bypass and losing over 175lbs... And he's still shrinking... Thats more than I way... Comment with some love for Richard! Update - here's a better pic of him in his suit...

Snap! - I own no Pink till now

Originally uploaded by Buffawhat. Taken 7 Apr '07, 8.12pm ADT PST.

Pink Party tonight at Marcellas... In my pink "Scum White" shirt from Krudmart... Sleeping Beauty and Prince Charming all chopped up, doped out, and zombied... Say Word.

Tonight, I will be thrust into the world of Ghetto Tech Booty House a la DJ Funk. Oh, and 8 strippers. Female strippers, and they have to wear pasties due to the 18+ door entry, but 8 hoochie mama strippers none the less. Cause that's what DJ Funk likes, and it gets him to spin the hot Booty House beats. This should be interesting. I'll let you know how many blowjobs he gets in the Dj booth, as I'll be there holding the towel. If you'd like to check out DJ Funk and his masterful sounds of the Booty House Movement, Come down to Club Marcella at 10pm. Little Joe opens and DJ funk goes on shortly after. Ten bucks at the door, 18+... and so you know, we have no champagne room that you can't have sex with the strippers in. Click on to read more about DJFunk From DJ Funks MySpace Bio

DJ Funk was born in Chicago IL where grew up on the West Side of Chicago. This is where he was Influenced by Chicago, New York & Detriot dance music. he started playing out when he was a teenager at house parties, school, dances, block parties and neighbor hood clubs. Selling mix tapes in the hood with his former crew do or die. Some of his dj influence was Grand Master Flash, African Bambada, Farley Jack Master Funk basically original dance pioneer there's to many to mention. Hip-Hop was also a big influence on DJ Funk which he produce do or die on there first rap project. Also he help push Hip Hop into the chicago when it's wasn't so popular or mainstream. Ghetto House or has a mix of, House, Techno and Hip-Hop which makes the Ghetto House sound. That's what helped make his music so appealing to so many people across different genres. What words can describe the one and only DJ Funk? Pioneer? Crowd-Favorite? Ghetto House Icon? DJ Funk has produce anthem after anthem of bouncing "Ass & titty" House Music. Everyone knows the name DJ Funk, As he is a sole figurehead of the entire musical genre we call," Ghetto House". Bening one of Dance Mania & Underground Construction's top selling Artist/Producers shows why everyone knows the sounds of DJ Funk . He has been Djing professional for 10 years. Fast forward to 2006 and Funk now has his very own record company Funk Entertainment inc. Dance Mania Records . com to invade all genres of dance music, Funk has remix artice like The Bastment Jaxx, Justice, Fast Eddie, DJ Sneak, Anglel Alanis Chester Beauty, and continuing toremix Word renowned artist/DJs for future projects. he has licensing tracks to DJ's such as Carl Cox, Bad Boy Bill, Humty vision, Jeff Miles, Dave Clark for there mix tapes. And he has made Licensing deals with Sony, Virgin, Moonshine and edbanger with is distributed by WEA for compilation CD's. He has played all over the world from places like Chicago, NewYork, LA, Detriot, Alt, Florida, Paris, London, Germany,Scottland,Ireland, Amerserdam, Hawaii, Canada even Tokyo. With artist such as Daft Phunk, Bad Boy Bill, Green Velvet, DJ Irene, Franky Bones, Funk Master Flex, Ice T, DJ Dan, DJ Qubert, Wu Tang Clan, Grand Master Flash, African Bambada, Run DMC, and the list goes on. DJ Funk was featured in the movie "Modulation", which is a Documentary about the history of Dance Music. The Move had some of the greatest Dance Producers, and DJ's in the World on this film that was played in small theatres across the United States. Funks music has been played and listened to world-Wide. his mix CD's and records are Word-renowned and have graced the ears and the decks of many. Anyone who has been going to Parties/Electric Music concerts know exactly what's Funk's about. one of his release "Booty House Anthems" which sold over 1.000.000 copies. Now he's ready with a whole new agenda. He bought one of the top recording Studio in the chicago Area and he's ready to put "ghetto House" music back on the map, With "Booty House Anthems 2" release 12/1/2006 hit up www.cdbaby.com/ccd/djfunk for orders. From mixing on Radio in Paris or feat. in magazine like Urb this man is truly a underground dance music legend.

Snap! - Yum Yum

Originally uploaded by Buffawhat. Taken 26 Mar '07, 2.14am AST PST.

A very sad pairing up tonight at club marcella... Dont know which one to feel sorry for.

Snap! - Beer Box Beatdown

Originally uploaded by Buffawhat. Taken 11 Mar '07, 12.08am AST PST.

Yay! Spring Cleaning at Marcellas... Well not me... The barback gets this job.

I heard about this a while back, but a recent reddit revival has prompted me to plug it. Pictaps is a sweet little shockwave "toy" that lets you draw anything you like and then send it dancing.

Click here to see my "likeness."  I wonder if I really look like that at Marcellas?

If I was going to have to work Mardi Gras, I was damn sure going to enjoy myself. After the afterwork chores of laundry and cat-attention, I started the drinking trek to Marcellas... Stops at Cozumel, Frizzies, Prespa, and Quote were sufficient enough to make me a bit tipped when I walked in the door to Marcies.  Thanks to The greatest bartender Elizabeth (works at Frizzies, vote her best Bartender in Artvoice!) for the SOCO Hurricane glass that stayed full all night (also thanks to Marcellas best bartender, Joseph!). We had a decent crowd for Fat Tuesday, and a few of the bloggers showed up to say hi... Jen saw the photo booth and I was wisked away with her Mark in tow...

 Probably the most debaucherous fun I've had in a while... Hey, it was Mardi Gras after all...

Snap! - Mardi Gras

Originally uploaded by Buffawhat. Taken 21 Feb '07, 1.03am AST PST.

AllthingsJen in the photo booth at Marcellas... Yay! Mardi Gras!