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Marcella Martyr Points

June 25th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in The Daily Grind

Martyr points are gained when you volunteer to do an absurd and out-of-your-way task so you can cash them in later for respect or favors. I tend to rack up a lot of martyr points at Marcella’s because it pads my self imposed privilege of drinking for free.

Unfortunately, sometimes the tasks are lame and annoying, like spending 30 minutes wedged and worming underneath the dj booth, sweeping and vaccuuming all sorts of crud and club fodder. Its a good thing i’m not fat or claustrophobic.

As a totally unrelated aside, I got home at 3am this morning, because I opted to go barhopping with Lil Joe because he needed to put a face to one of the 10 girls he’s taking to Sunset Bay today. I’m his super efficient misogynistic-albeit-homo wingman, and I enjoy helping him out because I’m intrigued by the complexity of tittie-wrangling. I’m a terrible person, and I belong in hell. I know.

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DJ Xotec: Marcella’s White Party VIII (redux) part 1

June 3rd, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Ooh! Pretty!

I had to barback the White Party at Marcellas, and I was so busy with drunken VIP’s, I barely had time to listen to the music spun by our three favorite resident DJ’s: Charles Masters, Dj Lil Joe, and DJ Xotec. Alright, so Xotec is really just once a month, but he USED to be resident. Anyways, after realizing we weren’t going to be able to record the whole night, Xotec promised us a White Party mix, and here it is.. well the first half at least.

  1. Download - DJ Xotec - Marcellas White Party XVIII (redux) part 1 (114mb, 256kbps)

I removed the radio hip-pop mini set and the break in tunes for the 50/50 raffle, but otherwise it’s pretty close to what I performed at Club Marcella’s White Party on Sunday may 25th.

It’s Marcella’s White Party - so of course it’s commercial vocal house, free, gay and happy….with a few little warped bits and re-rubs to twist yer panties up…

It’s in two parts….part one is now ready for your be-dazzled “hello kitty” hot pink i-pod….enjoy!

Part two to follow soon…

WARNING underground dwellers - HIGH COMMERCIAL CONTENT!

Track Listing

  1. Danity Kane - Damaged (xotec’s return to sender re-rub)
  2. NBG vs Alicia Keyes - Candy for No one (x’s re-rub)
  3. Depressed Mode / T-Pain - Cyclone Can’t get Enough
  4. Enur - Calabria (x’s edit)
  5. Bohannon - Let’s Start the Dance (Secret Service rmx)
  6. Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love (Shapeshifters rmx)
  7. Hatrias/Flipside/Seminara - Just the Tip
  8. Britney - Piece of Me (x’s sloppy seconds re-rub)
  9. Sinden - Beeper (A-Trak rmx)
  10. Kat DeLuna -Whine Up (J Vicious rmx - x’s re-edit)
  11. Lil Mo Ying Yang vs Rihanna - Reach for the Music (x’s re-rub)
  12. Gusto - Disco’s Revenge (x’s mama say knock you out re-rub)
  13. Diana Ross - I’m Coming Out (white label rmx)
  14. Jaydee & Laidback Luke vs JT - Plastic Technology (x’s re-rub)
  15. Madonna - Give it to Me (x’s re-edit)
  16. M.I.A. - Paper Planes (Scotty B rmx)
  17. D Ramirez / Tocadisco vs Lil Wayne - Lollipop till the Daylight
  18. Natasha Beddingfield - Pocketful of Sunshine (Stonebridge rmx)
  19. Alan Braxe/Fred Falke vs OneRepublic - Intro Apologize (x’s re-rub)
  20. 75 Brazil vs MaryJ - Work it Out (x’s re-rub)


[Charles Masters, Buffawhat, Angel]

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DJ Xotec: Digital Bitchslap v7.0

February 11th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Ooh! Pretty!

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Hey you club kiddies! Want some candy? Check out the newest Digital Bitchslap, fresh and unpressed, from Buffalo’s spinning godfather, DJ Xotec. Like always, the DB series features the latest commercial squeeze, fortified with vogue beats and diva house; every track has been rubbed with love and perversion just for you.

  • Here another “alternative lifestyle” mix for my Marcellas twirlers and other assorted deviants and freaks…very much on the “commercial club’ tip…and exclusive re-rubs of Alicia Keyes, Adina Howard, 50 cent/Justin Timerlake, etc…Enjoy!

I must point out the tracklisting is very strong with the highlight on the “Alicia Keyes vs TP 2000 -No One / ItsNotRightButItsOkay (xotec’s crack is wack re-rub).” I’ve taken the time to isolate it and you can hear it below.

Track listing

  1. Steve Angello - Be (x’s hips and thighs re-rub)
  2. Alicia Keyes vs TP 2000 -No One / ItsNotRightButItsOkay (xotec’s crack is wack re-rub)
  3. Jamelia - Something About You (Nr Oizo rmx / x’s re-edit)
  4. Tegan and Sara - Back in your Head (zombie rmx)
  5. Simian Mobile Disco - Hustler (AVH rmx)
  6. w/l Chakka Khan - Feel 4 u
  7. AVH - I Want Your Soul (Crookers rmx - x’s re-edit)
  8. Enur - Calabria
  9. Swen Weber vs Electric Six - Gay Bar Samba (xotec’s duct tape and a dream re-rub)
  10. Vandalism vs Adina Howard - Freaks (xotec’s sugar for yer knees re-rub)
  11. Timbaland - The Way I Dub
  12. Lil Mama - Lip Gloss (krazy fiesta rmx)
  13. Ram Jam / Secret Service - Black Betty (x’s re-edit)
  14. Wahoo - Damn you’re Here (Freeform Five remix)
  15. Utah Saints - Something Good (Ian Carey rmx)
  16. Dave Armstrong /Redroche - Love is Gone (Peter Gelderheim rmx)
  17. Sheldon Romero - Dirty Things
  18. 30hz / Miles Dyson - Daddio
  19. Snoop Dogg / Robyn - Sexual Eruption (xotec’s butakke re-rub)
  20. Nelly Furtado - Promicious (Axwell rmx)
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Happy Birthday to Me

January 17th, 2008 | 2 Comments | Posted in The Daily Grind

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I keep telling folk I’m not a cute 21 year old anymore. Last year was one of the biggest growing seasons for me; I learned about the deepest darkest side of the social realm, I learned just how much love will blind you, and how easy it is to manipulate an appearance. I’ve gained the best friends, lost the fake ones, and broken a few hearts. Twenty-Two is the year to sort all I’ll I’ve learned from Twenty-One and learn even more.

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I’m not too big of a birthday basher. I’m more happy with a few close friends just hanging out and spending some me time. I do have a massive drinking party Saturday with like 15+ Canadians (3 are also celebrating Birthdays too), but the prime moment was Wednesday when I turned 22 and got my first tattoo.

Angel and I set this up over a month ago, that we’d bothed get inked on my Birthday. I was getting the Whiteboy cock on my shoulder, and he was getting Shiva on his back. A tattoo parlor is a serious thing to choose from in Buffalo. You have HOD, MaddGraffixx, RedHouse, Hardcore, Cowpok, and Divine Machine, among the other little shit shacks. We chose Randall from Divine Machine, a fairly new shop right across from my Allen offices.

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Randall is a real awesome guy, a family kinda bear, he’s in my community so to say. His pieces are quirky and detailed, and he always puts the right energy in with your tattoo. Did I mention he was hot?

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Tattoo went fairly easy, a little more uncomfortable due to the large surface being filled in solid black, but I’m totally happy with what I have now. I’ve also learned that I have the perfect pun machine tattoo (its a black cock, think about it). Look at the end of the post for a video of the whole thing.

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Angels’ Shiva was a little more complex, but Randall took his time with the outlining and it came out most awesome.

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And then… we went to a tittie bar. The Colonie Lounge to be precise. So, it was my idea, but my business partners thought it would be extra cool to get me to hang around some laydees for my birthday. It wasn’t too bad and the girls were ok, but what threw me was that they were spitting the same game and words to me (I was pretending to be straight) that I play the boys at Marcellas when I’m working. I felt like a mark, a fish out of water… I loved it. I didn’t enjoy the beef curtains in my face so much but I did manage a very sexy body shot off of this well blessed pretty shot girl. No pictures of that but yes, I’m still gay.

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Weekend Update: Lampinelli, BDSM, and Family

January 14th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in The Daily Grind

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I was Lisa Lampinelli’s personal whore

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Actually, it was our bouncer James, making out with her, but I was her homo hospitality liason for the evening. See, Lisa Lampinelli perfomed at Shea’s Theatre Friday night, and like a good fag hag, she brought her ass (and pals) to Marcella’s for her after-party. True to her schtick, she latched on to James, our beloved black bouncer who by then end of the night was shirtless showing his “runaway slave” tattoo to her and getting a little Lampinelli action. I hear he didn’t get the “bomb-ass-pussy” but that she would make it back to buffalo and “BOOM!” I think I like Lampinelli more than Kathy Griffin, at least Lisa came to Marcella’s and she’s actually cool people.

Blackout and BDSM

Now, there was a little issue that made my running arounds interesting. We had a black-out party that night. The first this year, a black out party is when we turn the lights out at midnight and folk dance to glowsticks and black lights. Essentially, everyone does their drugs, and a few people get fucked on the dancefloor, but you can’t see shit. Since, I’m the light guy, I’m pretty much jobless at Black-out parties. I end up making my coins by dancing or running around for our manager, Richard. When I used to dance and whore around, I would dress up in my leather gear or something fierce and parade around dripping in glowlights. Nowadays, I’m getting older and grumpier and I can’t stand to dance for tips and trolls as much, but I always try to do a little something for the black out parties. This time, I decided to borrow a custom made gas mask that belongs to a “boy” of mine. I think I scared a few people with it. If you are wondering why someone would own an Anubis style gas mask, let custom order it, lets just say my “boy” enjoys certain BSDM elements where this would come in handy. Think oxygen and sensory deprivation. I live a full life, eh?

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I also realized that night that I’ve crossed over in my alchohol tolerance for Jack Daniels. I was power drinking that night, and Joseph loves to pour strong drinks for me. Yet, I couldn’t even taste the alcohol and I was pretty nimble running around for Lampinelli. However, look below and you can tell I was pretty lit…

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Dinner with the Folk.

I paid for it in the morning however. Wasn’t a hangover like I expected. No, Nater woke up still drunk at noon with my pops and my (for all intents and purposes) stepmom to take me out to lunch. We headed over to Pearl Street Grill to eat and then I got to show my Bradford living folks a bit of the Elmwood Strip.

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Ooh, I almost forgot, I picked up a new vinyl too. Urban Treeson. After Pearl, we went to Hero so I could introduce my folks to the people who have been taking my money that last few weeks, but they had their intern at the store…. Bah! Regardless, I caved to the Treeson craze and picked up the black and crying model.

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I skipped out on Saturday at the club, since Mike and I broke up, I’ve been wary of going out and dealing with fallout. I thought for a moment that since we ended things amicably that everything was ok, turns out he back to his bitter self again, this time talking about his “whore of an ex husband running off and fucking the Canadians,” and how “he should break up every week, he feels so good.” I’m trying to not let shit like that affect me, it just sucks to see another ex go the shady route. least I didn’t have to break his ribs… yet.

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Capture the Caption: Trannies say

November 19th, 2007 | 5 Comments | Posted in The Daily Grind

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Twas innocently scrolling through the flickr and noticed this gem of an old pic from Marcellas. These two upstanding members of the trans-something community have something to say. Please comment with the appropriate LOLcaption.

The most engaging comment will make me update the pic with the winning LOLcaption.

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Snap! - Bloody Jose

November 18th, 2007 | No Comments | Posted in Oh Snap!

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Taken 18 Nov ‘07, 7.25pm EST PST.


Enjoying a bloody Jose at JP Bullfeathers with Angel. The last time I came here for one of them, marcellas was flooded and I had to rush to the nightmare.

  • Update: This is the second time at Bullfeathers that they have made me sad with their preparation of my food. I ordered my steak medium, came out well done. I made them comp my drink, which was the only reason I wanted to go. I don’t think I can go back.
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Snap! - Sanitize that pole.

November 16th, 2007 | No Comments | Posted in Oh Snap!

Snap! - Sanitize that pole.

Taken 16 Nov ‘07, 11.54pm EST PST.


For some reason, we booked a stripper party at Marcellas, I’m not getting back on that pole till they sanitize the hell out of that thing. I do have to give credit to one girl for her pole moves, but overall the girls were hot messes. Thanks to Death Metal Dave for the snap!

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Podawhaffacast #2

November 16th, 2007 | 4 Comments | Posted in Ooh! Pretty!

Offishally called the Podawhaffacast, I’m back and mumbley as ever, but now I have a co-host cohort, Angel. There were a lot of technical difficulties with this one, mainly audio tracking and the camera popped a bit out of frame, and its a huge file because I couldn’t edit it with the camera we used… regardless, Its a pretty tight show.

I think we covered too much information, the next episodes will be about 5-10 minutes long. Below you can check out the links and information we mentioned from the show. Thanks for watching! and give us some feedback as what to put in the next one… coming in the next couple weeks.

From the Show

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Dj Xotec - Freak Dancer Resurrection

November 15th, 2007 | 2 Comments | Posted in Ooh! Pretty!

Grumpybear calls him the godfather, I call him a homewrecker (long story, but I still love him). Either way, Xotec is the man (Pronownce it Ex-o-tech). Once of the forefather Dj’s from Buffalo, Xotec spends his time spinning in Rochester with monthly jaunts down to Marcella’s (he was here last week). It’s really hard to say what he does, some days its house, sometimes its trance, sometimes its rock-trip-commercial-hardcore. X does what he likes and its always freakin gold… see for yourself:

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[Click on the Image or here to Download (127MB)]

Freak Dancer resurrection is phenominal… I’m actually listening to it now, and I can’t get past the first ten minutes without starting it over. I dunt wanna blow up chris’ bandwith so you can click above and download all 127MB of delicous dirty Xotec goodness.

  • Track List: (don’t be suprised if you never heard these mixes before, most are custom on the fly cut ups. And that’s why he’s a god)
  1. Pop Group vs Adam Sky – We are all Prostitutes (x’s re-edit)
  2. AV Helden – Playmates (Jesse Rose remix – x’s re-edit)
  3. Fierce Ruling Diva – Rubb it In (x’s Re-Rub)
  4. Gaston vs Green Velvet – La La Land Shuffle (x’s re-rub)
  5. Klaxons – Golden Skans (Switch rmx – x’s re-edit)
  6. David Bowie vs Xotec – Year of Golden Shower
  7. Mario Fabriani – Jumpy Jackin
  8. Greg Thresher – Adrenaline
  9. Miss Kitten – Requiem for Hit (x’s chopped and screwed)
  10. Macca vs Wildchild - – The Big Renegade (x’s re-rub)
  11. Direkt – 2 Fatt Guitars (x’s re-rub)
  12. Dave Spoon vs Stardust – Music Sounds Better at Night (x’s re-rub)
  13. DJ Misjah – What it is
  14. Tiga – Move My Body (Only for Erol rmx)
  15. James Talk / DJ Pierre – Work it DJ (JT’s 303 dub)
  16. Trouble Soup vs. Todd Terry – Can you Party?
  17. Chris Lake – To the Point (BSOD rmx)
  18. Adonis – I’ve Lost Control (x’s re-rub)
  19. Soulwax – NY Excuse (x’s “More Cowbell” edit)
  20. Metal Fusion – Killing in the Name…
  21. DeeJay Punk Roc – My Beat Box (JLC remix – x’s re-rub)
  22. Dusty Kid – The Cat (Crookers rmx)
  23. Larry Tee – Licky (Herve Goes Low rmx – x’s re-edit)
  24. Thomas Schumacher vs David Banner – Heat it Up & Play(Xotec’s KY Warming Massage Gel re-rub)
  25. Benjamin Theves – Texas
  26. Peter, Bjorn and John – Young Folks (Scumfrog rmx)
  • Bits and Pieces: David Bowie – DJ / Golden Years…Conga Squad – Learn to Phonk…Ying Yang Twins - Wait…Groove Armada – I see You Baby…Rapture – Uh Huh Yeah…Cajmere – Perculator…Kraftwerk – Music Non Stop…Christopher Walken as Bruce Dickenson – he’s got a fever!
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