I wouldn't even care so much, but the fact that this guy is no doubt a down-ass Juggalo, I had to post it... cause you know, FAMILY and shit. Fuck you Haters! (via the bloglin).

I think this guy has Progeria, which isn't cool, but heh, he's eating up the attention so have at it. And he "has a penis in [his] stomach," which I think is pretty damn awesome. One more after the jump.

Sure, I'll bite.

"Lucky," a well mannered, but inquisitive kitty living in Lower Manhattan, fell from a high rise apartment building over the weekend, 26 stories, and managed to escape with only minor injuries.  Lucky's fall was caught on camera by window washers, as they watched him make his way to the ledge of his owners home office, fall, and finally land on a lower patio, alive and safe. While its said that a cat will always land on his feet, this isn't always true, and you should always keep your windows blocked with a screen, not matter what the distance from the ground. However, Lucky's survival can be attributed partially to the great distance: as a cat falls, he has enough time to right himself and relax, and the stress of impact is better absorbed by the body. Check out the ABC local 7 news video. (via Joe.My.God.)