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The only good thing about April Fool’s on the web is…

04.01.2008 @ 10:08 AM in Technology
We all know it's April 1st. everyone is on alert, youtube links are most likely rickrolled, and digg becomes amazingly more worthless and irrelevant than normal. However, not all is lost on the web. Each April fools, ThinkGeek publishes a fake front page, featuring amazing and incredible new geek toys that, well, really are incredible. thinkgeekaprilfools.jpg Last year, the most prominent item was the 8-bit tie, which after a well planned flood of demands to the TG email boxes, was realized and put on sale later in the year. This year, it goes to the defendius, an innovative chain lock designed by art.lebedev, and intended to help keep your precious and rare date inside your lair of love. [disclaimer from TG: ThinkGeek does not condone forced captivity - no matter how desperate you are.] defendius_web.jpg Product features:
  • Chain style Doorlock forces you to solve a maze to exit
  • 100% Titanium Alloy Construction
  • 8" chain
  • 10 mounting screws included (2 extra)
  • Tested to 700lbs of force.
  • This innovative lock is designed by Art Lebedev Studio… responsible for the amazing Optimus Maximus keyboard with a tiny screen on each key. Constructed of 100% titanium alloy, nothing less than a level forty-two spell of ultimate cutting will break the Defendius lock open. Really, just look at it: no one is getting out easily. You'll have to guide the lock nib through the labyrinth before you can open to door. There is only one solution, so no cheating will help. Maybe when confronted with the Defendius Labyrinth Security Lock, your date will reconsider your offer of playing the game of love in co-op mode. And don't worry, these locks were tested by robots and confirmed to be the strongest lock commercially available. So, install a Defendius Labyrinth Security Lock today, and make sure your next date gets to the bonus level.
Here's the thing: defendius was actually designed by art.lebedev, prank or not. If you want this one for reals... bomb this email address [mailbox -at-].