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Pleaz Halp

November 4th, 2006 | No Comments | Posted in Those Moments
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O Snap, Gawd, I sho is Glad I’m one of doz homer-sezuals, cause I’d sho be ofer der wit dem shootin bullets.

You said what you meant you ketchup suckin bastard. I was recruited with a 95 ASVAB you arrogant Fuck.

By The Way, This is a response to what John Kerry said last week:

“You know, education — if you make the most of it, you study hard and you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well.”

“If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

deja vu

November 2nd, 2006 | No Comments | Posted in Those Moments



deja vu

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Oh yea… its snowing again. I just hope it doesn’t get in the way of my pops coming to pick me up this weekend so I can go down to Bradford and get me some grilled goodness, 18 hours sound sleep.. and do about 200lbs of laundry.

Happy Halloween!

October 31st, 2006 | No Comments | Posted in Those Moments
Google Halloween 06
[Halloween 2006 from Google]

Happy Halloween! I’m going to see Saw III today, I’m so excited. As for costumes, I’ve been done up all this weekend at Marcellas, so I’m going as me today. When Regina Jr finally gets me some pics I’ll show you what this go-go boy was up to.

And here is the past 5 years of Google Halloween logos to enjoy. Copyright Google, of course.

Google Halloween 05
[2005]

Google Halloween 04
[2004]

Google Halloween 03
[2003]

Google Halloween 02
[2002]

Google Halloween 01
[2001]

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I’m so not Dead

October 27th, 2006 | 1 Comment | Posted in Those Moments

Really, I’m here.  It has been hell in the sociality dept. and sometimes I feel like being ignored.   But then I realize that I am once again falling into that stupid rut of existence. I dont feel like being a bitter fag this winter; I’ve bought far too much Banana to be mopey.  And the laptop is still being a C-unit, so I have to decide whether I want to spend 300+ to get a four year old ibook to work again… 

Work is fine, and the SEATTL project is almost finished. I’ve been working for two weeks getting prices and items for the new lab… 40k is what I’ve been able to settle on.  Then add in staffing salaries ( I get to have two new staff and an intern to abuse), a building room to move into, and the usual supplies budget, and you have a nice 100k OPTS proposal. Oh, yea… then you wait for a year and a half before you get an answer.  I hate waiting.

I’m officially back to hating men, again. I’ve whittled my way through six guys in the past few months; each one had a major flaw that prevented me from welcoming them into boyfriend status.  I’m trying not to be really choosy, this is all I need in a man:

  • Mildly pyscho - I’ce accepted the fact that I will never be able to date a normal man, and that my pheromones seem to attract nothing but sociopaths. In others words I can take you being on Zoloft, but not Risperdal.
  • Be under 30 - I’m not actually that picky on age, but I would like to maybe date a guy somewhere close to my age. That way, I won’t naturally expect you to act mature.  It seems that I can’t get a guy younger than 25 without wanting to strangle him with his Hollister rugby scarf.
  • Be out of the closet - This is big, and not because I’m a fluttering queen (STFU Chris), which I’m not.  It’s because I would like to take you to dinner with my folks and then to yours. It’s because if something crazy happens, I don’t want to be the guy everyone asks “who is he?” when I’m being there for you in your crisis. It’s because I am not closeted, and I will not hide anything that makes up a core part of me: being gay and in love (maybe) with you.  I don’t live to flaunt my lifestyle, I live to live free.  If you want to be a private individual, that is fine. I understand, and I want you to be comfortable; just know I can’t date you.
  • Be cute - I have a bit of a different taste in men.  I tend to fall for straight guys because straight is sooooooo cute.  I also like a man with meat on his bones. This does not make me a chubby chaser, I just want to snuggle up with a guy and hold his little paunchy belly and feel secure.  It’s also field-tested that I just can’t perform for anyone under 180lbs. The term for my ideal guy is a bear cub; find me a boy with a furry little belly and a tight ass and we just might have a winner.
  • Be satisfying - I’m not gonna get into the details, but damn, reciprocate. I can not stand guys that say they hate doing certain acts; why are you gay, then?
  • Be loving and personal - I tend to pour a lot into the guys I really like, and even into guys that I like just a little, its who I am.  If you are too clingy, we mave have an issue, but I want to know that you’ll be there for me just as much as I am for you.

Thats kinda it.  I’m not asking for too much am i?

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Wake me up when september ends.

October 2nd, 2006 | No Comments | Posted in Those Moments

As you could probably tell, fresh posts have been a wee bit hard to find on me blog.

Insanity

September 28th, 2006 | No Comments | Posted in Those Moments

Life needs to stop pounding on me so I can take a breather.

My First Real Baseball Game

September 25th, 2006 | No Comments | Posted in Those Moments

One of the great things about working recreation for my agency is that I get to do things that I would otherwise probably never do on my own. One of those things is going to a major league baseball game, and in Toronto (YAY!) no less.

I’m still Alive…for now

September 23rd, 2006 | 2 Comments | Posted in Those Moments

I just finished the most taxing and emotionally draining week of work I have ever had.

Work aside, the week was full of those moments where you just wanna scream “fuck” at the top of your lungs.

yesterday was the cake…

I left my keys in my apartment for the first time ever. The door locks when you close it; so if you are pretty much SOL if you are outside keyless. I always knew it was gonna be a bitch if it ever happened, so I devised a mental block in my mind where I never let the door close unless I know I have my keys.

Bucky behind bars again, no pigs splattered.

September 9th, 2006 | No Comments | Posted in Those Moments

What an uneventful end.

They caught the bastard, at like 8pm or so on the NY-PA border. Not much to say else but he gave up willingly and exhaustedly. One news source called him a wimp. Why? Because he didn’t “splatter Chautauqua County with Pigs” like he promised? Sheesh, not everything is like Law/Order.

I remember growing up in NC, we had Eric Rudolph. He escaped and we were looking all over for him for years. This guy was just like Bucky, but more of a mountain man. One day someone found him dead propped up next to a dumpster or something. Oh well, life goes on.

what a bloggful night this has been.

Weekend Update/What is Labor Day?

September 4th, 2006 | No Comments | Posted in Those Moments

What a weekend, I’ve had so much nothingness happen, I was too busy to blog.