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Heinz Deli Mayo Ad “Mum”

Take it as you will, but the new UK tv ad for Heinz is quite delish.

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From the Guardian UK:
The TV ad is the first by Heinz’s new ad agency AMV BBDO since it won the £10m a year UK business last year. AMV BBDO said that the concept behind the campaign is that the product tastes so good “It’s as if you have your own New York deli man in your kitchen”. The TV campaign will run for five weeks and be supported by press ads of the deli chef and the strapline “Give your BLT a little NYC”.

Its unclear whether this ad was meant to show a gay couple, or to merely replace the common “mum” with a deli man, but that kiss was sweet and gentle as could be.

Via Joe.My.God

Absolut Rainbow Celebrates 30 years of Pride

For 30 years now, the Rainbow Flag has stood as “a sign of diversity and inclusiveness, of hope and of yearning.” While the flag has many meanings across many cultures, it is most widely used as a symbol of pride for the LGBT community. To celebrate diversity and hope for peace among all cultures, Absolut Vodka is releasing their iconic bottle in an iconic design.

Available from Colette Paris till July 1st for €20 or $31.40.

Via Selectism

Daily Drag Queen Affirmations

I think I inadvertently became a Nikol fanboy… which is cool, cause Nikol is like the Molly Wood of sex ed. Anyways Nikol, I’ll do you one better.

For twice the price of a sexual favor (that would be $20), you can get access to 365 quips and quotes of affirmation, performed by various drag queens. Simply visit dailydragqueenaffirmations.com and sign up.

Daily Drag Queen Affirmations is a great way to start your day. Each morning you receive an email that links you to that day’s video. The video contains a man, dressed up like a woman, giving you praise or an uplifting thought that will hopefully brighten your day.

(It’s like those little page-a-day calendars except fiercer and we don’t kill trees.)

• Created by Start With A Laugh Productions

Anderson Cooper Loves the Bears

Found this bit from Joe.My.God. this monring. Mixed from an audio track of Anderson Cooper getting googly over some (real) bears.

Size Doesn’t Matter with Teeny Weeny USB Drive

Billed as the one and only “penis shaped USB,” the Teeny Weeny smuggles 1GB of storage into a very modest, and dare I say laughable, 2 inch rubber peen.

• The makers of the Teeny Weeny™ drive are not responsible for any misuse, unintentional use or indiscrete use of this product, so be careful where you flash your drive. Best to keep it in your pants until the moment is right!The Teeny Weeny™ 1 gig Drive is made from durable rubber, looks and feels like a penis, and retails for the introductory price of $20.00 plus shipping and handling.
• NOTE: For our Scottish patrons, don’t forget to order the, “What’s under yer kilt” gift box sleeve (available May 21, 2008).

• Teeny Weeny Drive

Continue on for a NSFW (natch) pic of the little thing.

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Do Joo know what time it is?

CHISME Time!

Latina Queen of all media, La Coacha, Finally has her own site, chismetime.com. This started after “la phasebook” deleted her account due to “some yealous beesh” saying her account was “sexually esplicit”

Bout time la coacha! We love Joo!

Video: Skylar and his new daddy.

Alright, so it has been almost a week with no updates, and I have been quite mum about the Scranto visit. Work has swizzled my hours around and tossed on a few extra projects, sending me into reorganization mode with almost every one of my daily activities. Not to fear for the blog, I just have to schedule the time I have to update. I really hate responsibilities.. makes me itch.

Anyhoo, here is a video clip that me and John took while he was here. Skylar was an attention whore, sapping up to John and winning him over instantly. Watch out for the cute bear at the end… he’s MINE.

Skylar from John Scranton on Vimeo.

Scranto’s Video Test

John bought himself a new digital camera, and sent me this video to show the quality of the recording. I twittered about it, only to have the bears demand viewing rights as well. So here it is, coupled with a testdrive of the new Sprout online flash widget creator.

AFA Wants to Stop the Silence

The Day of Silence is a day when Students in schools across the United States opt to remain silent during class, to symbolize the “silence faced by lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people and their allies.” Instead they hand out a small card to people that explains that their “deliberate silence echoes that silence, which is caused by harassment, prejudice, and discrimination… that ending the silence is the first step toward fighting these injustices.” The DOS is on the April 25th, and has been going on since 1996. However, this year, there is a heightened interest and involvement as a result of the murder of Lawrence King.

The AFA doesn’t want the DOS to happen, releasing an “action alert” explaining their stance on it and are urging parents to keep their kids home to persuade schools to cancel the voluntary events held on April 25th.

Here’s the PSA,

and their FAQ on the event

The biggest step is the first one.

Unless you catch my twitter, I’ve been somewhat silent about John on my blog, and partly its because I wasn’t thrilled to get the reaction. See, I’ve spent the last couple of years in Buffalo being the cruelest gaming asshole ever. I’ve dated a few guys, broken a few too many hearts, and pissed off a whole bunch of people. I’ve come to the conclusion that I no longer wish to continue this trend; it seems to get in the way of me finding real happiness. To go from player to lover, deceptor to devoted, is as easy as flipping a switch.  However, proving that that switch to people is a lot harder. Thus, the second part of my conclusion is that I no longer care how people will perceive my sincerity on this because I only have to prove myself to one person, and i quite like it this way.

I’ve fallen quite deeply for this redheaded bear named John. John lives in Maryland. I most recently spent President’s day weekend with John, and we seemed to have fallen in love. I’m a firm believer that if you care for someone, then you make sacrifices and take chances that you wouldn’t normally do for anyone else. The risk of failure is only high when you hesitate, and is most surely 100% when you don’t take the risk at all.

The mechanicals of our relationship are very intersesting, merging social technology and cross-culture immersion to make up for the physical gap between us.  A uniquely funded travel budget may be in the future, and beyond that is too early to tell. All I can say is this dude completes me in every way I could ever have possibly imagined and to pass this by based on something as stupid as distance would make me a fool.

Oh, and he twitters…

[Click above for the Maryland Trip Flickr Set]