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You know those pictures that speak 1000 words?

06.04.2007 @ 7:25 PM in Buffalo


Originally uploaded by Buffawhat. Taken 2 Jun '07, 10.36am EDT PST.

Yea, this is why I passed out in the DJ Booth last Friday at Marcella's. The Mash Bash 07 was completely awesome, despite forgetting to grab my VIP ticket from the WNYM offices...I didn't really need the liquor... the beer (all 15 of em) took me for a nice spin.

The upside is that now I have a new high of drunk that I can measure all other escapades to:

"Yea I drank a lot.. but it wasn't like the Bash"

Or.. "Man, I haven't hit a piano with my face like that since the Mash Bash"

At least I wasn't as drunk as Jimbo, the carpenter from While You Were Out, who was arrested...

Latina’s bare shelves soon to be empty

04.25.2007 @ 4:09 PM in Buffalo

Latina's bare shelves

Originally uploaded by Buffawhat. Taken 27 Mar '07, 3.47pm AST PST.

Latina's Foodland will be closing its doors for good on Saturday, ending what was just under two years of service to the downtown Elmwood region. Monday, customers were greeted with a sign notifying of reduced hours and the eventual shutdown after business on Saturday.

I knew it was happening, we all kinda did. I took this picture in the middle of March, fed up with finding the aisles half empty week after week. we (the customers) kept asking if they were closing, but we'd get the same lame excuse that shipments were hard to get in...

I guess I can go to Wilson Farms for the basics... and if needed.. I could take the bus to Target, or even Tops... but a lot of people in the area can't travel that far and depend on Latina's...

But it can't be helped... the store will be closed, and yet another shell will mark the block for some time to come... the question is how long before we get a new grocery again?

Be Buffawhat’s Neighbor, And Possibly Housemate!

04.20.2007 @ 7:09 PM in Buffalo


Do you love me so much that stalking just isn't enough... ever wish for the opportunity to collect my toenail clippings to complete your shrine to my glory? Or perhaps you are looking for a way to kill me in my sleep, and wear my face like a halloween mask... Well, completing any of these tasks could get a hell of a lot easier with the Nickel City Co-op now accepting applications for housemates in July-August.


Located perfectly on the corner of North and Elmwood, the Granger Mansion was designed by E.B Green at the turn of the century.  Inside, you'll find the hard work of dozens of housemates, past and present; the restored mansion shows life from every person involved.


Living in the house brings a sense of community, belonging, and is simply the hippest place to live on Elmwood. I've been a neighbor of this fine establishment for almost a year. I was quite suprised to find that inside, the walls were not made of tufo, yet the people were made of soul.  Through community involvement and local partnerships with food-growers and suppliers, living in the co-op is also benefits area you live in as well.


Stop by sometime, open potlucks are every wednesday starting at 7pm. I hope to be moving from the crack house to the co-op this summer. Be my neighbor, or be my housemate, either way check it out. Nickel City Housing Co-op 

You see a guy stabbed in the club, and you want a job?

04.16.2007 @ 5:48 PM in Buffalo
What an idiot I thought... I'm in the upstairs bathroom, helping a few guys clean blood off their hands from a stabbing that happened only a short hour ago. This guy's in shock, I'm thinking, near to pass out from the sight of blood on his hands, yet he was just downstairs telling of his prowess of kung-fu and desire to be a bouncer at Marcellas. A guy was stabbed man. Get to reality, no one wants to deal with this.. I barbacked, I wasn't expecting to come in and mop up a pint of blood like it was a spilled drink. This doesn't happen at Marcellas... but it did. I guess I saw the beginning of a mess right after the Mr. and Ms. Club Marcella pageant, by the way, congrats Brandon and Melody. Joseph, our resident supermodel bartender, is feeding shots to this sweaty shirtless mess who wouldn't stop buying rounds for everyone. I think I had a shot or two shoved my way as I did my duties. Thought nothing of it, club was packed, beer was rolling out like Sabres medals. 20 minutes later I hear Richard our manager yelling over the mic that he's gonna beat some guys ass who tried to pull a knife on him. That's when things got interesting. The night was slow, but busier than the past few Sundays we had. I go in the back, and the rear doors are swung open. About four guys are across the street yelling and I get informed some guy was stabbed and to stay back. I consider that a grand idea, but as I start to leave, I notice the victim running to the back doors again, in my direction... I kinda don't have an out and they wanted to keep him contained so we slam the doors shut... Adrenaline pumps this guy and he rips the doors open, spitting and yelling, while his blood can't decide whether to clot up the wound in his back, or keep streaming from the pressure swelling in this guy. Either way, any door I take will lead him back into the club, so I dance around him while security catches up. Too late. He finds to door back in and stomps in, determined to kill whoever stabbed him... I heard it was a commotion with some guy in a red shirt. He supposedly called this guy a "nigger," and he got stabbed. Consequences, ya know, albeit extreme... and wrong. James, the security guard, I guess the club has it out for him, but he went to work as he piled the berserker back out the club, blood and all as we get him back in the back and on the floor. Cops were called and should have been there already. I'm there and help James sit on the guy, a first aid kit is brought, most of us are trained in first aid or EMS, but the cops show up and we step back. We should have never stepped back, because as soon as we do the cops get the guy up and let him walk back in the club to frighten more innocent club-goers and spill more of his possibly diseased blood everywhere. Mind you, we all had gloves on, but we all wore his blood. Emergency services rush in and they get berserker back in the hall and on the stretcher... Rural metro heads out, and the police start to find out what the hell happened. I start to clean up, the first aid kit is strewn to bits and covered in blood, thanks to the police just thinking a guy we had to take to the ground screaming was going to hop up and walk to a stretcher like a good boy. Blood on the walls, blood in both halls, in the club and employee area; I start to clean with help from Joseph and a few others, while we do the best to keep the rest of the club preoccupied with the drag show, and off what just happened. I hand the cops the bag of clothes from the vic and most everyone involved... I never saw the perp; he ran shortly after he stabbed the guy with a small knife he was carrying. I got the blood cleaned up, bleached and disinfected everything I could. It was 2:30am.. the cops had left us, and things were getting back to semi-normal. We had had enough. After being involved in something like this, not to mention the blood contamination, I wasn't about to go back and wash shotglasses. Joseph was in the same mood. I don't care what they say, Joseph, James, and I were the main three Marcellas employees taking care of all the mess. We had some help, but most got in the way. I have a fonder disgust for pompous queers and drag queens. Couldn't they see the blood, that it wasn't safe, that I'm yelling at them for their own safety and because they kept tracking blood back and forth over a hallway we were trying to make safe again? I left without getting paid, I better get a full cut and some juicy tips. I get paid to restock bud and mop up vodka... not blood. Article cross-posted  to Link to Buffalo News snippet

The things you find a the Dollar Store

04.09.2007 @ 10:48 PM in Buffalo
Oftentimes when rec events at work leave us with a bit of time before the vans come, we take the participants over to the Dollar Store to grab something... candy aisle is normally first... and the staff normally lead... especially Kirk.  I'm browsing and I notice some gummi creations/concoctions that not even the mighty brave stomach of Kirk could handle: gummi cookies with chocolate chips, gummi icing and what appeared to be apricots were the actual "cookie" pieces. As we shake our heads and turn to leave the aisle, I spot paydirt......gummiratz.jpg Kirk is intrigued.. I'm on collector mode for my office... I grab two packs and head with the group outside... digging with my keys to pry a little rodent out for me and Kirk, it seems every piece of the packaging is trying to agree with common sense: don't eat this mess... Kirk goes first, his face gives that stupid grin compounded by the gummi rodent  his teeth are trying so hard to bite through... "Oh man this is bad..... ok.. well.. not too bad... but definitely not good." I go for one and almost lose a tooth... the taste is like stale grape juice, but the consistency is like a jello jiggler left out for a week.... Who the hell cares anyways... its a fricken gummi rat... bought at the Dollar Store... now hanging in my office, with a half opened pack just eager to sic the poor beast on unsuspecting co-workers

Da Funk is in the House!

03.29.2007 @ 5:03 PM in Buffalo


Tonight, I will be thrust into the world of Ghetto Tech Booty House a la DJ Funk. Oh, and 8 strippers. Female strippers, and they have to wear pasties due to the 18+ door entry, but 8 hoochie mama strippers none the less. Cause that's what DJ Funk likes, and it gets him to spin the hot Booty House beats. This should be interesting. I'll let you know how many blowjobs he gets in the Dj booth, as I'll be there holding the towel. If you'd like to check out DJ Funk and his masterful sounds of the Booty House Movement, Come down to Club Marcella at 10pm. Little Joe opens and DJ funk goes on shortly after. Ten bucks at the door, 18+... and so you know, we have no champagne room that you can't have sex with the strippers in. Click on to read more about DJFunk From DJ Funks MySpace Bio
DJ Funk was born in Chicago IL where grew up on the West Side of Chicago. This is where he was Influenced by Chicago, New York & Detriot dance music. he started playing out when he was a teenager at house parties, school, dances, block parties and neighbor hood clubs. Selling mix tapes in the hood with his former crew do or die. Some of his dj influence was Grand Master Flash, African Bambada, Farley Jack Master Funk basically original dance pioneer there's to many to mention. Hip-Hop was also a big influence on DJ Funk which he produce do or die on there first rap project. Also he help push Hip Hop into the chicago when it's wasn't so popular or mainstream. Ghetto House or has a mix of, House, Techno and Hip-Hop which makes the Ghetto House sound. That's what helped make his music so appealing to so many people across different genres. What words can describe the one and only DJ Funk? Pioneer? Crowd-Favorite? Ghetto House Icon? DJ Funk has produce anthem after anthem of bouncing "Ass & titty" House Music. Everyone knows the name DJ Funk, As he is a sole figurehead of the entire musical genre we call," Ghetto House". Bening one of Dance Mania & Underground Construction's top selling Artist/Producers shows why everyone knows the sounds of DJ Funk . He has been Djing professional for 10 years. Fast forward to 2006 and Funk now has his very own record company Funk Entertainment inc. Dance Mania Records . com to invade all genres of dance music, Funk has remix artice like The Bastment Jaxx, Justice, Fast Eddie, DJ Sneak, Anglel Alanis Chester Beauty, and continuing toremix Word renowned artist/DJs for future projects. he has licensing tracks to DJ's such as Carl Cox, Bad Boy Bill, Humty vision, Jeff Miles, Dave Clark for there mix tapes. And he has made Licensing deals with Sony, Virgin, Moonshine and edbanger with is distributed by WEA for compilation CD's. He has played all over the world from places like Chicago, NewYork, LA, Detriot, Alt, Florida, Paris, London, Germany,Scottland,Ireland, Amerserdam, Hawaii, Canada even Tokyo. With artist such as Daft Phunk, Bad Boy Bill, Green Velvet, DJ Irene, Franky Bones, Funk Master Flex, Ice T, DJ Dan, DJ Qubert, Wu Tang Clan, Grand Master Flash, African Bambada, Run DMC, and the list goes on. DJ Funk was featured in the movie "Modulation", which is a Documentary about the history of Dance Music. The Move had some of the greatest Dance Producers, and DJ's in the World on this film that was played in small theatres across the United States. Funks music has been played and listened to world-Wide. his mix CD's and records are Word-renowned and have graced the ears and the decks of many. Anyone who has been going to Parties/Electric Music concerts know exactly what's Funk's about. one of his release "Booty House Anthems" which sold over 1.000.000 copies. Now he's ready with a whole new agenda. He bought one of the top recording Studio in the chicago Area and he's ready to put "ghetto House" music back on the map, With "Booty House Anthems 2" release 12/1/2006 hit up for orders. From mixing on Radio in Paris or feat. in magazine like Urb this man is truly a underground dance music legend.

Sai One Brings White Boy to Buffalo

03.16.2007 @ 8:09 PM in Buffalo
[fa:p:t=angelshouse,id=422748126,,s=m,l=p] Not this whiteboy, I'm already old goods here... but the shirt... oh the shirt. Everybody loves a big cock. A pure word-of-mouth line, White Boy is all about the wearer's style and attitude. What people think is the last thing on his mind. White Boy is not about color it is about standing out in whatever you do, pushing the limits, and taking matters into your own hands. Worn and repped by stars such as Tommy Lee, Jessica Alba, Chester from Linkin Park, Good Charlotte, White Boy now has the unique opportunity to make its mark on a city thats full of its own attitude. Angel brought in more than just White Boy, peep the pics below and check out his store on Elmwood and Bryant, next to Solid Grounds. [fa:p:t=saione,id=422750216,j=l,s=sq,l=p][fa:p:t=saione,id=422750060,j=l,s=sq,l=p][fa:p:t=saione,id=422750117,j=l,s=sq,l=p]

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Andolina All-Star

03.05.2007 @ 7:00 PM in Buffalo


America's Most Wanted is current running an All-Star Law Enforcement Contest and Buffalo's own bravest, Carl Andolina has been nominated. If Andolina gets enough votes, he could be picked to be a weekly All-Star and placed in the running to win 10,000.
Andolina's Blurb from AMW: Last December, Officer Carl Andolina, responding to a fight in progress at a convenience store, faced the ultimate nightmare scenario for a law enforcement officer. The veteran officer and his partner Officer Patricia Parete, approached a suspect pointed out by the store clerk. Little did they know that this individual was a violent convicted felon who was on parole. The two officers approached the suspect who waited until they were literally inches away before he began firing his weapon. Two rounds struck Officer Parete - - shattering her jaw bone and lodging in her spine. Officer Andolina acted quickly - - he grabbed the suspect's gun and was shot. Without regard for his personal safety and with a bullet in his neck, Andolina wrestled the shooter to the ground, subduing him until help arrived. Andolina is recovering from his injuries while his partner was not so fortunate. Today, Officer Parete remains on a respirator undergoing a slow recovery. Andolina's selfless actions are still evident as he assists in raising money and providing support for Parete's family. Buffalo Police Lieutenant, Danny Williams, commented " both officers were two young good cops. Carl's first response was 'how is my partner.'"
You can vote everyday till April 15th. On a related note, I'd like to remind everyone that there will be a fundraising gala on March 31, 2007, to benefit Officer Parete. Tickets wil be $25 per person and the gala will run from 7:00pm to 12:00 Midnight at the Buffalo Convention Center. All monies raised will go to assist Parete in all her health related needs. For more information about the Gala, a hotline has been set up (716-851-4439), as well as an email address ( Via - Buffalo WOW 

CompUSA is liquidating, Buffalo on the axelist

02.28.2007 @ 4:38 PM in Buffalo


CompUSA informed 128 of its 229 stores yesterday that they will be cleaning out and shutting down. Gordon Brothers Group will take over the fallen stores as of today, with apparently crappy closeout sales to come. The stores were picked based on high rent and the Amherst location was one of them. The closeout has started, so check this list for the "blowout sale" in Amherst. This isn't a complete list, so you will have to go for yourself to see what the firesale is like. Bargain hunter beware, Gordon Brothers is notorious for raising prices as the stores they take over go down... Via - The Consumerist

Mardi Gras and Photo Booth Fun!

02.21.2007 @ 3:17 PM in Buffalo
If I was going to have to work Mardi Gras, I was damn sure going to enjoy myself. After the afterwork chores of laundry and cat-attention, I started the drinking trek to Marcellas... Stops at Cozumel, Frizzies, Prespa, and Quote were sufficient enough to make me a bit tipped when I walked in the door to Marcies.  Thanks to The greatest bartender Elizabeth (works at Frizzies, vote her best Bartender in Artvoice!) for the SOCO Hurricane glass that stayed full all night (also thanks to Marcellas best bartender, Joseph!). We had a decent crowd for Fat Tuesday, and a few of the bloggers showed up to say hi... Jen saw the photo booth and I was wisked away with her Mark in tow...

 Probably the most debaucherous fun I've had in a while... Hey, it was Mardi Gras after all...