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The Optimus Maximus: for $1500 makes you total 133t, and poor

03.15.2007 @ 7:55 PM in Technology

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The folks at Art.Lebedev gaves us some new pictures along with an updated pricetag to the vaporphillic and newly named Optimus Maximus Keyboard. $1490 will get you 114 fully customizable 32x32 pixel OLED keys that can be customized with anything you want.

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Keys are replacable for ten bucks if you break one, but to help prevent that, the key is a clear cap that slides over the OLED to help minize wear and tear.

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The Optimus will be able to store your keyboard layouts internally. The included software easily lets you change functions for every key and change images as well.

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Ten extra function keys have been added to allow you to access some of your most favorite prgrams, information, or whatever, without having to sacrifice any of your standard key layouts.

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Art.Lebedev will start to take pre-orders at the end of the month. Can't afford the $1490? The Optimus will also be released with less customizable keys for less money... but why not go for the gold? You'd never forgive yourself would you? You have time to think, ships in dec.

Snap! – No really, Im at work

03.14.2007 @ 3:40 PM in Lifestream

Snap! - No really, Im at work

Originally uploaded by Buffawhat. Taken 14 Mar '07, 11.40am AST PST.

I went with Day Hab today to the Paddock golf dome for a little putt-putt. Neat place, but you may get stuck in the pressure stabilizer room.

Snap! – Punksatawny(sp?) Nate

03.13.2007 @ 8:14 PM in Lifestream

Snap! - Punksatawny(sp?) Nate

Originally uploaded by Buffawhat. Taken 13 Mar '07, 4.13pm AST PST.

See this folks? This is what is called a shadow... You get this when Something called the Sun decides to come out and bless Buffalo with such a gorgeous day!

Office Shopping!

03.13.2007 @ 7:04 PM in Technology
Nothing better than raiding your old boss's office for loot and goodies... We miss you Susan, but the ruler and Sharpies make it all better.

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The loot:
  1. Box(8 left) of PaperMate Flair felt tip pens - a must for our documentation duties.
  2. Six Sharpie Markers - Brown, Orange, Yellow, Blue, Green, Red (no Black) - Almost had to fight Kirk for these.
  3. Small Pocket Flathead Screwdriver - shit breaks sometimes, and sometimes I like to break shit.
  4. Westcott Wooden Ruler with metal inlay - a rare find is an ruler with twelve inches here, kinda like trying to find a guy over 6 inches in Buffalo
  5. Acme Value Stainless Scissors - It says "Acme," so they must be good.
  6. HP Glossy Laser Photo Paper - I don't have a color laser printer, but I know where one is...
  7. Card Organizer with index cards, divider, and case - No need for this, but it makes my desk look important... Makes me look important and busy... busy means people leave me alone.
  8. Two Packs of Avery Big Tab Dividers - Once again, no need.. but adds to the important-busy-left-alone thing
  9. Piece of 8x10 Acrylic - It was shiny, I wanted it, do I have to explain myself?
w00t...

Snap! – Hot Bear du Jour

03.12.2007 @ 9:22 PM in Lifestream

Snap! - Hot Bear du Jour

Originally uploaded by Buffawhat. Taken 12 Mar '07, 5.21pm AST PST.

There is just something about a guy who reads... The bald head and beard is extra handsome on this one, no?

Mike Seen in Public Spending Time with Boyfriend

03.12.2007 @ 8:01 PM in Lifestream

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Oh My God. What a scandal.... the very thought Mike, that we were seen in public, alone, in a movie theatre... someone might think we are dating...  I wanted to see 300. It came out on IMAX... I am geek for IMAX.. so is Mike's best friend Opie... So... perfect plan... we all go see 300 on IMAX, get the wives together.. one big disfunctional family. Hitch... Mike hates IMAX... something about having too much screen to look at. Mike would turn away a diamond because it was too shiny.  So... he drags me out Sunday... to see 300 alone... just me and him.  he thinks he won.  He's off the hook seeing it on IMAX... and thwarted my plans again... He's wrong. I'll just go see it again with Opie, but all I ever wanted was just to spend time with him... and he gave me something more special... Alone time.  He hates alone time more than IMAX. I honestly don't know why he's like this... But I do know he's always like this.  I'm dating a rubiks cube with all the stickers peeled off. I can't ever sort him out. Once, I think I get a side of him that might last, the rest falls to bits  and he tries to compensate for that lapse in "jerk-holeness." But I have him... he's mine. He holds me like I belong, I fit perfect, with my head on his fuzzy chest nuzzled into his warmth. He has never told me he loved me, or even that he likes me, or at the least that he's happy. He shows me, though... when I catch him looking at me like I look at him, when he grabs me and pulls me close. when his lips are locked with mine. I'm a patient man, maybe too patient. I see what we could be, but I don't hold any hope for it. It's been too long and yet it's still so early to even think of settling. He says we are married, I feel like we are.  I feel like we skipped dating, ditched the wedding, couldn't afford the honeymoon, and now I'm in the 7-year itch. This isn't right, a relationship shouldn't act like this... four months and already calling him the wife seems so nonchalant... It's so messed up, its wrong, its absurd,  but... does any of that matter if...... I'm happy. How can I be ok with this? I just am. Why do I feel the most stable in the most fucked up relationship ever? It worked out like that. Why do I defend the insanity of it all when everyone tells me that I should move on to someone that is worth my affections? Because I love him, and Mike is worth my affections. I do want to kill him. I think that's healthy, yes? He brings out the worst in me, and tosses away the best like a 1st draft.  He fights my every move and goes to elaborate trouble just to fizzle my plans... unknowing that all I ever really wanted was to be with him, and in all his fervor to thwart me, he gives me all of that.

Snap! – Beer Box Beatdown

03.11.2007 @ 4:08 AM in Lifestream

Snap! - Beer Box Beatdown

Originally uploaded by Buffawhat. Taken 11 Mar '07, 12.08am AST PST.

Yay! Spring Cleaning at Marcellas... Well not me... The barback gets this job.

Snap! – Not Awake Yet

03.10.2007 @ 8:56 PM in Lifestream

Snap! - Not Awake Yet

Originally uploaded by Buffawhat. Taken 10 Mar '07, 4.56pm AST PST.

4pm and yes... Still in bed.

Snap! – Have an Apple?

03.10.2007 @ 7:29 AM in Lifestream

Snap! - Have an Apple?

Originally uploaded by Buffawhat. Taken 10 Mar '07, 3.29am AST PST.

The Solution to the drag Queens and their shitty makeup smeared skip happy CD's? Put the music on an iPod and run it all through the mixer... Works perfect.

Snap! – No Nothing

03.09.2007 @ 10:29 PM in Lifestream

Snap! - No Nothing

Originally uploaded by Buffawhat. Taken 9 Mar '07, 6.29pm AST PST.

I never noticed this sign at work before... Ironically a kid just bladed through our lot as I post this... Mebbe he didnt notice the sign either