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Not an Airbursh Big Enough, Says Heff

01.26.2007 @ 3:16 PM in Lifestream
The sometimes pink, but aways a bitch Kelly Osbourne was most recently denied a chance at centerfold fame in Hugh Heffner's Playboy. The 80-year Heff had this to say: "I can't see it happening somehow - we don't airbrush to that extent." Ouch. But for those that wonder just how it could have turned out, Pretty on the Outside whipped up a nice little example for us...

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Oh well, I'm sure if you spent a few months like your brother did, climbing a few rock walls, instead of your usual temper tantrums you might actually have a chance. Speaking of your brother, Jack can pose on my centerfold anytime....

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