Not an Airbursh Big Enough, Says Heff
January 26th, 2007 Posted in Lifestream
The sometimes pink, but aways a bitch Kelly Osbourne was most recently denied a chance at centerfold fame in Hugh Heffner’s Playboy. The 80-year Heff had this to say:
“I can’t see it happening somehow - we don’t airbrush to that extent.”
Ouch. But for those that wonder just how it could have turned out, Pretty on the Outside whipped up a nice little example for us…
Oh well, I’m sure if you spent a few months like your brother did, climbing a few rock walls, instead of your usual temper tantrums you might actually have a chance. Speaking of your brother, Jack can pose on my centerfold anytime….
