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Marcella Martyr Points

06.25.2008 @ 11:18 AM in Lifestream
Martyr points are gained when you volunteer to do an absurd and out-of-your-way task so you can cash them in later for respect or favors. I tend to rack up a lot of martyr points at Marcella's because it pads my self imposed privilege of drinking for free. Unfortunately, sometimes the tasks are lame and annoying, like spending 30 minutes wedged and worming underneath the dj booth, sweeping and vaccuuming all sorts of crud and club fodder. Its a good thing i'm not fat or claustrophobic.

As a totally unrelated aside, I got home at 3am this morning, because I opted to go barhopping with Lil Joe because he needed to put a face to one of the 10 girls he's taking to Sunset Bay today. I'm his super efficient misogynistic-albeit-homo wingman, and I enjoy helping him out because I'm intrigued by the complexity of tittie-wrangling. I'm a terrible person, and I belong in hell. I know.